IN PRISON...you
spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you
spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you
get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you
only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...you
get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you
get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...a
guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you
must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
doors yourself.
IN PRISON...you
can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you
get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you
get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you
have to share.
IN PRISON...they
allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you
cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...all
expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you
get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay
for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you
spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside
wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you
spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...there
are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they
are called managers.